Monday, 11 May 2026

Labour's Political Paralysis

Following Labour's drubbing across Britain, we were told Keir Starmer was about to make the speech of his political life. The stakes had been raised as Catherine West of Catherine West fame did the rounds on Sunday saying she was going to challenge him if the cabinet didn't come together and pass the baton on to someone else. The Prime Minister needed to impress jittery MPs and signal a change of direction. The inside politics gossip faithfully transmitted by BBC and Sky stenographers told us that Starmer was impatient and wanted to abandon incremental change. Was he about to break with six years of plodding leadership and strike out on a new, exciting path?

No, of course he wasn't. His talk may have been a touch more spirited than other recent set pieces. He wasn't wearing a tie, after all. But there was nothing new here. Having watched more of these than most people, it was a classic of the Starmer genre. A few genuflections to his humble origins, and a re-announcement of policies already coming down the pipe. Scunthorpe steel works is going to get nationalised, subject to a "public interest test", and that will be in the King's speech on Wednesday. Nodding to John Major speeches of 30 years vintage, Starmer said his government would put "Britain at the heart of Europe". A bit of rhetorical red meat for unrepentant remainers, but in practice this is merely the return of Erasmus plus a mobility/work scheme for young people. And third there are to be more apprenticeships and guaranteed jobs so youngsters can start building their futures. He said he understood the frustrations of people who've experienced nothing but shocks and price hikes since 2008, he talked about keeping Britain out of active involvement in the war on Iran, how bad Brexit has been, and he made disparaging remarks about Nigel Farage. And that was it. Nothing to address the problems he outlined. No change in direction. And for all his fulminations against a broken status quo, this stall was retailing more of the same.

Yet, it appeared to see off the immediate danger of a challenge. West pulled back from casting herself as a stalking horse and instead would busy herself gathering names so that a new leader can be in post by September. A gambit, by itself, unlikely to succeed. Meanwhile, speaking at the CWU's conference Angela Rayner said we can't go on like this, and lamented the opportunity lost when Starmer blocked Andy Burnham from standing in Gorton and Denton. The afternoon has been a drip, drip of unimpressed Labour MPs making their views known. Joining Chris Curtis and Josh Simons, who'd already broken cover before the speech, were Blackpool's Lorraine Beavers and Newcastle's Catherine McKinnell, and then on Monday evening four junior ministers packed it in: Tom Rutland has resigned his environmental brief, Wes Streeting's bag carrier Joe Morris is gone, the Cabinet Office's Naushabah Khan said the party "needs a change on direction", and David Lammy aide Melanie Ward said the public's verdict last week "was clear". Additionally, Shabana Mahmood's coffer bringer Sally Jameson has called on Starmer to go. As of the very moment of writing, 75 MPs want a new leader.

The issue is whether this is what MPs in general want. It was notable that remnants of the Campaign Group were trying to talk West down from her challenge because they want time to get Burnham back into the Commons. A Streeting premiership is to be avoided at all costs. But also, no one in the cabinet at the moment is willing to go out on a limb. Presumably because their favoured successor is ill=prepared, or because the general mood among the PLP is against a contest, they're all being terribly loyal and sticking on-message. It's worth noting that most who've expressed their views and want Starmer gone are a mix of the usuals and MPs early in their careers.

Part of the paralysis is thanks to the limited range of possible successors. The Streeting vs Burnham/Raynor tale has narrowed minds as it has narrowed options, so there's little to no thought about skipping a generation. Al Carns is occasionally mentioned, but this has more to do with Labour's love for military machismo than whatever his other qualities might be. There are a range of capable others who are unlikely to get a look-in. Off the top of my head, Louise Haigh, Rosena Allin-Khan, and Sarah Owen possess soft left politics, have variously fallen foul of Morgan McSweeney's boys' club, are fresh faces where the public are concerned, and are considerably more dynamic than Starmer and the other "big beasts". The PLP might be short on talent, but there are some who are consistently overlooked.

Whatever the eventual leadership contest looks like, we're in the awkward position that Starmer is finished as far as the country is concerned. He spent the last six years disassembling Labour's coalition of voters and he and his allies appear genuinely shocked that they won't now pay fealty to his party. However, for reasons of convenience, cowardice, and careerism, the bulk of the PLP are reluctant to move on right now. And that could mean we're lumbered with the Prime Minister for a while longer yet.

Edit Obviously, the two minutes this post was up has tipped the scales. According to the BBC's Chris Mason, Shabana Mahmood and others have urged Starmer to lay out a timetable for his resignation. The lesson? On an active news day, never, never post commentary about it until the lead in to the 10 o'clock news is over.

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12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gormless Max Headroom (gag for older readers) lookalike , creature of the US State Department and Trilateral Commission, Starmer, looks like a goner then. He might actually be lucky, not having to (fail to) manage the US/ Israel v Iran War caused catastrophic global oil, gas, petrochemicals, fertilizer, helium shortages about to deeply impact the world economy, and at the UK level, in just a month or two ! Which of the equally gormless possible NuLabour Prime Minister replacements will have a clue either ? None of them. We are sooooooo screwed . The Labour incompetence about to be on display during this looming mega crisis will finish Labour for ever.

Kamo said...

What happens if the timetable for Starmer going is based on when a more suitable candidate becomes available? That could be some time. The candidate needs sufficient profile but also a programme that can be sold to both the party faithful and the wider population that might be inclined to vote Labour.

People point to Burnham and Rayner, but that's because they have high profiles and they exude that traditional 'working class' vibe, but I don't think that is the modern Labour party's natural client base these days. There are others who run on narrower ideological tracks or rely on specific identity based machines, but those are not broad bases. There are plenty of uninspiring non-entities with some level of profile, like Streeting, but what's the point of replacing Starmer with one of them?

Anonymous said...

Interesting read nonetheless- thanks Phil.

El Tel said...

Oh, the political theatre, the intrigue, the back room scheming.

Not really, it is tedious lower-tier, amateur dramatics. Starmer’s address was more like a Headteacher’s Monday morning assembly after the school’s First XI had taken a drubbing from Sweatshirt Comprehensive, their local rivals. He was so incensed by this defeat, he took his tie off!

Anonymous said...

As you suggest it is dangerous to comment as the situation changes as the ferrets in the bag twist and turn. We shall see what the adults in the room do at Cabinet and how it impacts on the noble knight's future. The main defence being put forward for him is Stability, Bond markets, theoretically keeping out of the Gulf and the impact of lots of arguments on public opinion and the need for more time. Nothing about competence or change of direction. Just a hope that somehow, in some way, something new will happen. It is a descent into magical thinking.
If only they had the integrity and principles of student politicians.

One Eyed John said...

I think the reason for public disenchantment with Keir Starmer is, for once in politics, relatively simple: most of us can now see that, politically, he is an empty vessel. Or, if you prefer, a puppet. The words that come out of his face are someone else's eg McSweeney's. Doesn't really matter whose: whoever it is/was, we didn't vote for him. That's never a good look. It is literally impossible to imagine any of Labour's former top politicians - Attlee, Bevan, Wilson, Kinnock, Smith, yes even Blair - delivering a speech written by someone else and then saying, ah yeah, probably should've read that a bit more closely, I don't actually believe a good proportion of that. He is Starmbot. And he's made people feel like mugs for voting for a bad AI in 2024.

McIntosh said...

It must be great lacking self awareness like Starmer. Can you imagine the pleasure of going through life unaware of how incompetent you are, not hearing or seeing any criticism, suffering no stress at your poor performance and lack of ideas, no guilt at your impact on others lives and beliieving that you will make it all work out. Reform and the Greens must be in ecstacy. Kemi can't wait for PMQs. Behind their rhetoric Ministers like Kendal, Jones and McFadden must be considering what they will do post politics and hoping they don't have to go beffore the media to answer questions on their positions.
Starmer is proving to be the Kenneth Williams of this 'Carry on . . .' panto.

Anonymous said...

I would think the problem of removing Starmer is increased by his team having created structures that marginalise other interests, have tight personal bonds in that they sink our swim together and are expert at plotting to weaken and discredit others. They will now be even more obsessed with threats, mistrust of rivals and increasing their discipline and strengthening their machinary of control. No matter they can only dress up old, unoriginal ideas to sound like a programme supporters will be sent out into the media valley of death to promote it. Distasteful reality will be ignored.

Anonymous said...

Philips gone today. 100 signatories backing Starmer (surely not many of them can possibly think he is viable for 2029?), 80 against.

The timing could hardly be worse, in terms of being right in the teeth of a geopolitical military and economic crisis, which is a genuine argument for continuing to prop up his withered corpse for a bit. But nobody can seriously pretend that it's anything other than delaying the inevitable.

Anonymous said...

For younger readers, McIntosh is referring to the hilarious old spoof movie " Carry on Cleo" , with the wonderfully camp comic, Kenneth Williams, playing Julius Caesar. In the famous murder by the senators in the Roman Senate scene, a terrified Williams/Caesar screams , "Infamy, Infamy....They' ve all got in in for me ! " just before the daggers plunge in ! Wes Streeting would be perfectly cast as the slimy, conniving, Brutus !

Anonymous said...

I keep thinking of a passage in "Guilty Men": about how when Baldwin and MacDonald finally departed from office they "bequeathed to their successor [Neville Chamberlain] a mass of urgent problems they had fumbled or funked, and a well-tested apparatus for blurring the boundaries of any issue and smearing the personalities of anyone who raised concerns about it."

Sound familiar?

Blissex said...

«Following Labour's drubbing across Britain [...] Was he about to break with six years of plodding leadership and strike out on a new, exciting path? [...] No change in direction»

Indeed why change direction? So far Starmer has been very successful: he has delivered speedily and hugely on what has been transparently Mandelson's aim all along, the PASOKification of Labour, to cut down to size the main party to the left of the LibDems. For "socially progressive" thatcherite liberals like Mandelson and I guess Starmer himself that is a big achievement.

Unfortunately for Mandelson and Starmer the PASOKification of Labour has mostly gone to the electoral advantage of the Greens and Reform UK rather than of the LibDems, but some consolation is that Reform UK is economically libertarian too and I guess the Greens can be pushed that way too.