Sunlight has beat down on my goth-pale skin all day, and yet lobsterish hues have not set in. Yes, it's the final push for the local and European elections. I am quietly confident that Newcastle-under-Lyme, our next door constituency, will see returned a net gain of Labour councillors. I'm going to stick my neck out and go so far to say Labour will top the polls in Newcastle and Stoke-on-Trent both. But of that another time. Right here, right now I want to get lazy. And you know lazy here normally means a music feature. On this occasion, you can chillax. It's not trance. Instead grab your feather bowers and shimmy those hips into PVC pants. Let's take a trip to the indie disco.