Monday, 11 May 2009

A Nation Weeps

I'm devastated Peter Andre and Katie Price/Jordan have split up. Before I go to bed tonight I'll light a candle in memory of their tragically short marriage and hope they find solace pouring out their pain to a succession of OK!, Hello, Heat and News of the World interviewers.

9 comments:

Sim-O said...

And then when they've milked that, they suddenly discover their love for each other again and remarry.

I can't wait, I love weddings.

brother_f said...

When I got back in last night, she said I've got some good news for you, she said 'jordan and peter are...' and I butted in 'dead?'


sadly not, but I suppose we can't have everything.

Daniel Hoffmann-Gill said...

OH THE PAIN!

Seriously, my heart is broken.

bobbins said...

mebbe one of them will get swine flu and stay in the news that way :-)

Daniel Hoffmann-Gill said...

The term is PIG AIDS I'll have you know?

Heh.

ModernityBlog said...

who is this bloke? I was expecting more SP coverage of political events!

:)

Phil BC said...

Guess you'll have to buy The Socialist this week then Mod ;)

Charlie Marks said...

So after years of tv series detailing their lives and interviews revealing intimate details of their relationship they've split up. And are asking for privacy!

How long will it be before they each sell their story of how marriage was hell, etc.?

lindsay40k said...

Did anyone see the Star Stories about the pair about six months ago? Quality.