Monday, 15 September 2025

Over for Ovenden

It was in my A-Level Law class over 30 years ago that I learned a valuable lesson for a life in politics. Never write anything down that might compromise you or give your opponents ammunition if they get their hands on it. If only Paul Ovenden, strategy director and late of Keir Starmer's office, had paid this most utterly basic precaution some mind while talking about Diane Abbott in the typically vile manner the Labour right specialise in. Thankfully, what actually was said isn't widely publicised but because of the huge leak of WhatsApp messages at the beginning of Starmer's leadership, we don't have to. It doesn't require much imagination if anyone's paid any attention.

In bis message circulated to journalists, MPs, and other interested hangers on, Ovenden said he was planning on leaving Number 10 anyway, that these texts were a distraction, and he decided to bring his departure forward. I almost cackled with schadenfreude after reading "Having your private messages from nearly a decade ago hacked and then published in an attempt to damage your career is chilling." Quite, but no such scruples were demonstrated by his dear friend Morgan McSweeney when he employed people to trawl through private groups for dirt from which factional ammunition could be manufactured - as admitted by the man himself.

Not wanting to afford Ovenden any credit, at the very least he did the decent thing instead of attempting to brazen it out. But not without some resistance from his friends. Such as the Starmer-friendly journalist Rachel Weirmouth. And this item from Patrick Maguire, in which a "senior government advisor" says "You can tell all you need to know about a leader from who and what they fight for. The prime minister should have taken one look at one of his most skilful and loyal aides and torn up the resignation." It's a mystery who briefed this attack, isn't that right Morgan?

And so, Starmer's "second phase" again lurches from one disaster to the next. Having created together with McSweeney a rigid, authoritarian, and politically narrow project - that has got even narrower following Angela Rayner's resignation and the targeted sackings that came in her wake. In the absence of political disagreements to write about the hacks are going to dig through the bins instead. And because the spads and bureaucrats have no hinterland or legitimacy apart from preferment to fall back on, they're especially vulnerable to exposes of this sort - as Tom Watson, no friend of above-board politics, rightly notes. Full-timers, back office types, and fixers who were featured in 2020's so-called Labour Files had better watch out. As today's Ovenden episode might suggest, the media have noticed this was a thing they accidentally on purpose overlooked then. But now, other racisms, sexisms, and out-of-turn remarks are recalled to memory, ready to embarrass and destabilise the brittle Starmer set up further.

5 comments:

McIntosh said...

So, again we see how the adults in the room behave - saying unpleasant things about the girls, especially the Black ones. What a whacking wheeze! I bet they all have nicknames for each other - Sweeney Todd, Hot Stuff Ovenden. Oh, it must be jolly japes all day in No.10. Lucky they saw off that bounder Corbyn. He could have spoiled all the fun and ruined their future job prospects.

Anonymous said...

Apparently Newsnight and Ch4 news were sent this some time ago, but showed no interest. This implies that the mainstream media regard Starmer as a lost cause.

Anonymous said...

This story seems to have barely registered with the mainstream news...

Geoff Peril said...

It is curious how little interest this story generated. But then the revelations about the goings on in Labour to undermine and oust JC were hardly covered - especially all the racist and offensive stuff about people like Abbott. Its almost as if the press wants to paint her as this useless lump rather than a strong (albeit flawed - as we all are) woman who has had to fight against abuse and deliberate, systematic personal attacks her entire political life.

Why are people like this Ovenden creature so predominant in politics? The pre-teen posturing and sneering and grotesque 'banter' that goes on in these circles would be considered pathetic at most secondary schools, never mind in what is supposed to be a serious work place.

Anonymous said...

Is that a serious question? Almost certainly the answer is that politics contains a surplus of children of the social elite - because they are, disproportionately, not only encouraged and assisted into such careers, but have available the means to spend serious time pursuing them.

Many of these would be people who have never wanted for anything much except satisfaction of their vanity, whose development of empathy is stunted, whose social circles emphasise performative behaviour, and who have all their lives been allowed (and even required) to behave in ways that wouldn't be deemed acceptable amongst the middle classes and would get the snot beaten out of them amongst the lower classes.

And because there are disproportionate numbers of them, AND they have a systemic tendency to fail upwards, it's their behaviour which sets the tone of the working environment.