I'm devastated Peter Andre and Katie Price/Jordan have split up. Before I go to bed tonight I'll light a candle in memory of their tragically short marriage and hope they find solace pouring out their pain to a succession of OK!, Hello, Heat and News of the World interviewers.
And then when they've milked that, they suddenly discover their love for each other again and remarry.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait, I love weddings.
When I got back in last night, she said I've got some good news for you, she said 'jordan and peter are...' and I butted in 'dead?'
ReplyDeletesadly not, but I suppose we can't have everything.
OH THE PAIN!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, my heart is broken.
mebbe one of them will get swine flu and stay in the news that way :-)
ReplyDeleteThe term is PIG AIDS I'll have you know?
ReplyDeleteHeh.
who is this bloke? I was expecting more SP coverage of political events!
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Guess you'll have to buy The Socialist this week then Mod ;)
ReplyDeleteSo after years of tv series detailing their lives and interviews revealing intimate details of their relationship they've split up. And are asking for privacy!
ReplyDeleteHow long will it be before they each sell their story of how marriage was hell, etc.?
Did anyone see the Star Stories about the pair about six months ago? Quality.
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